Thursday, March 22, 2007
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
a morbid joke
"If you should ever fall and cannot get up, just push this button on this device on your wrist."
The lady looked at the device and asked, "Then what happens? Will it summon help?"
"No," the man said, "If you have fallen and can't even get up, you are much too old! This will give you a lethal injection."
Saturday, March 10, 2007
choose company names wisely
Pacific International Marketing & Promotions (yes, PIMP) manufactures the Lil' Mynx stainless steel dance pole. Designed for the average living room, the poles are easily installed and can be removed in seconds in case the Avon lady stops by.
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He and his wife hope to have the poles and the exercise videos sold in Target and Wal-Mart someday. And that means the marketing must be clean. They call the pole a dance pole, not a stripper pole.
Uh, Randy, you might also want to change the name of your company if you want to get into Walmart..
Thursday, March 08, 2007
daylight saving time
In 1999, a terrorist attack on Israel's West Bank was thwarted when the terrorists failed to take into account the switch back to standard time. The bomb went off an hour early, killing only the terrorists.
Sunday, March 04, 2007
here we go again
Well, yesterday we saw Wild Hogs. And sure enough, there was no less than two shots of male derrièreage - one of them senior citizen actor William H Macy.
What passes for comedy these days.