Saturday, October 29, 2005

phony psychology

Which of these two is an example of alliteration? phony psychology, or silly psychology?

Monday, October 17, 2005


The reason men and women don't always connect: Women want to be wooed, and men just want WOO-HOO!!!

Thursday, October 13, 2005

pet peeve #2

People who accelerate their vehicles when they see I am signaling to enter their lane. I'm just trying to get to work, people.

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

leap second

There will be one more second, called leap second, added to the clock on December 31st, 2005. I hope you come up with some good things to do to use up that second wisely. I plan to use the extra second at the end of 2005 to do one of the following:

1) Reflect on all the things that Paris Hilton has contributed to American society.

2) Lavish praise on Bill Gates for all the joy I get while using his products.

3) Count all the money I have saved after the last Presidential Tax Cut.

4) Consider all of the reasons that NASCAR is so important.

Sunday, October 02, 2005

accidents and excuses

Why is it whenever there is a shooting accident, it's usually from a "gun cleaning incident gone wrong"? Shouldn't one unload the gun first?