Saturday, February 21, 2009

homosexuality is treatable

Is homosexuality treatable? Sure! There are plenty of ways to treat homosexuals. Fun ways that can please both heterosexuals and homosexuals. Wanna know what they are? Wanna know several ways to treat homosexuals?

Well, for one, you could treat homosexuals with respect. You could treat them with kindness, compassion, courtesy, and sympathy. You could treat them with dignity, honor, and doggone it, maybe even with civility.

So as I said, there are many ways we can treat homosexuals. Ya just gotta know how.


UPDATE: For more on this issue, read this post.


Sunday, February 08, 2009

Heard at the coffee shop

"I'm all in favor of my school district spending more on ensuring qualified teachers are brought into high-poverty neighborhoods to teach low-income students - as long as my taxes don't go up."


Wednesday, February 04, 2009

toodle-oodle casserole

A kindergarten teacher asked her students what their favorite meal is. There were the usual responses such as pizza and hot dogs, etc.

When she came to Lizzie, her answer was a bit odd.

"and what is your favorite food, Lizzie?"

"toodle-oodle casserole," she said.

"Excuse me, Lizzie, but would you say that again please?"

"toodle-oodle casserole."

The next week, Lizzie's mother showed up for a teacher conference.

"Mrs Gordon, if you don't mind me asking, what is Lizzie's favorite food?"

"Not at all!" the mother began, "Lizzie likes tuna noodle casserole.