Thursday, April 12, 2012

... as if it were your last.

The other day, I heard a woman give that tired old cliche, "Live every day as if it were your last."

Yeah.  Like I want to live every day in a hospital bed with tubes connected all over and a nurse coming in every once in a while asking, "How are we doing Mr. (insert last name here)?" and I am unable to answer.

Sure.  Good plan.

Friday, April 06, 2012

Another Dumb Pun

Q. Why are Thomas's English Muffins allowed neither in prisons nor in day care centers?

A.  They don't want to deal with crooks and nannies.