... as if it were your last.

The other day, I heard a woman give that tired old cliche, "Live every day as if it were your last."

Yeah.  Like I want to live every day in a hospital bed with tubes connected all over and a nurse coming in every once in a while asking, "How are we doing Mr. (insert last name here)?" and I am unable to answer.

Sure.  Good plan.
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Another Dumb Pun

Q. Why are Thomas's English Muffins allowed neither in prisons nor in day care centers?

A.  They don't want to deal with crooks and nannies.

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