Friday, July 24, 2009

more dating advice

Here's some dating advice from one of my single buddies, learned the hard way - once again.

After first meeting a new girl, under no circumstances, no matter how much it may seem to apply, are you to say, "That's cool! Is that your stripper name?"

Deal killer, right there, let me tell ya.


Saturday, July 11, 2009

the new GM

"Good news, sweetie!" the mother began, "The all new, Gov't run General Motors will be trying to get younger buyers such as yourself into their nearest showrooms!"

Bad news, however, is that the nearest showroom will be 250 miles away.


Wednesday, July 08, 2009


Read here for a bit of insight into a rare phenomenon on the occasion of 07/08/09.