Saturday, February 04, 2012

Incomplete Sentences

The other day, I heard the teacher apparently say to the class, as she wrote on the board, "I - will - write - incomplete - sentences."

I thought that was rather odd, until I looked up at the board.

"I will write in complete sentences."


Who could have seen THAT coming?

Here's a dialog that occurred the other day at school.  Little girl raises her hand in the cafeteria and I called on her:

Little girl: "I'm six!"

Me: "Really!  When did you turn six?"

Little girl: "On my birthday."