Friday, November 10, 2006


A few years ago, I was into the sport, or martial art, of fencing.

When my aunt found out I was a fencer, she said, "You know, you have a cousin in New York City who used to be into fencing."

I said, "Oh, yeah?"

She said, "Yes, but he got caught with twelve car radios in his trunk so he doesn't fence anymore."

I said, "Auntie, the kind of fencing I did was with a sword."

She said, "Really? Your cousin used to carry a pistol."