a million years

"I wouldn't have guessed that in a million years!"

How often have you heard that as a response to a query you've posed? Here's how I'm going to respond next time someone says that:

"Well, DUH! It's not like you're gonna live to be a million years old! Besides, after a million years, who's likely to remember the question??"

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12 "for," 11 "against," teens abstain

Panel votes to restore abstinence education money
The Associated Press
Tuesday, September 29, 2009; 11:31 PM

WASHINGTON -- A Senate committee voted Tuesday night to restore $50 million a year in federal funding for abstinence-only education that President Barack Obama has pushed to eliminate.

Well, if there is anything good to come out of this, it's that the move will result in more taxpayers to help defray the $50M costs.

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rest room? I don't think so.

Please read my article, Worst Men's Room I've ever had the Pleasure to Visit, for a firsthand look at what restaurants are passing off as a customer courtesy these days.

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