chass titty boner

Well, I see that Chastity Bono has come up with yet another ploy to piss off her mom.
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stress

The doctor told me to take a deep breath and count to ten whenever I feel stressed.

I'm up to 30,000 now and still don't feel any better.
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american idle

Need I say more?
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"creative" baby names II

The other day a colleague presented me with the following riddle:

A man and wife teamed up to come up with the following name for their darling little daughter:

La - a

Now take a moment or two and see if you can figure out how these parents intended this name to be pronounced, and also how this poor child will be ridiculed for the rest of her life because of it.

No, it's not pronounced Leah, (Lay-uh, as in Princess Leia) nor is it La'a (Hawaiian for Law-ah.) It's not supposed to be said like "laaaah" or anything else like that. No, this angel got saddled with a name that is supposed to be pronounced - are you ready for this? Ladasha. Get it? La "Dash" a. I'd say that about 99% - no, make that 100% of the people she comes across will not know how to pronounce it right.

This, by the way, is a true story. You can't make stuff up like this. If anyone could appreciate this post, it would be my friend M@.

Here are two more of my posts about baby names: Post 1 and Post2
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I hate tongue twisters

Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers.
How Many Pickled Peckers did Peter Piper Pick?
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sex, Ed?

Much has been said about parents who feel that sex education should be done at home and not by the public school system.

How about this idea. At thirteen, all kids are given a test of general understanding about sex, STDs, and how babies are made. Nothing complex, overly graphic, or beyond their comprehension - just knowledge any thirteen year old should have in order to keep themselves and others safe. Then, if the kid doesn't get a passing grade, that kid's going to get sex-ed, no matter what the parents want.

Parents say they want to be the ones who teach their children about sex - but then don't do it. C'mon, people, either teach your kids about sex, (assuming you have the resources to do so,) or allow the Education System in your state to educate them.
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yeah, that could be a problem

I have an uncle who has a really bad problem for which there may be no help.

He's addicted to twelve-step programs.
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be sure to look your best!

Take a look at this quick post and the statement it makes about tattoos and job interviews.

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those funny people in sheboygan

Here's an interesting post about one of my favorite topics, The Double Standard.

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threesome much?

A man approaches his wife and asks, "Honey, would you ever consider a threesome?"

She says, "Sure!"

"Really?" he asks, hardly believing his ears.

"You bet!" she begins, "But I get to pick the other guy."

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