Tuesday, May 01, 2007

this joke came to me in a dream

A mother and her son were at an arena watching a game.

The son got up to go to the bathroom.

While he was away, an extremely large woman came and sat in his seat.

The mother said, "Excuse me, but my son was sitting there."

"Oh, my," exclaimed the woman, "he must be crushed."

I gotta stop eating left-over pizza before bedtime.


Blogger Freddie said...


Tuesday, May 01, 2007 11:35:00 AM  
Blogger Lamar The Revenger said...

that's great!

Tuesday, May 01, 2007 3:42:00 PM  
Blogger Princess Banter said...

LOL -- and I thought I was bad for eating crushed cookies and cold bread before bed. At least your sandman's got a good sense of humor ;)

Wednesday, May 02, 2007 8:51:00 AM  
Blogger The Sarcasticynic said...

Princess B, well, as comic strip writer Kathy Guisewite once said, "Broken cookies have fewer calories." Thanks for the visit, and the same to Freddie and Lamar.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007 4:09:00 PM  
Blogger James Burnett said...

Ouch! I already had a stomach ache. Thanks a lot for making me laugh again.

Saturday, May 05, 2007 9:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Oh, my," exclaimed the woman, "no wonder I suddenly feel constipated."

Thursday, May 24, 2007 4:23:00 PM  

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