this joke came to me in a dream
A mother and her son were at an arena watching a game.
The son got up to go to the bathroom.
While he was away, an extremely large woman came and sat in his seat.
The mother said, "Excuse me, but my son was sitting there."
"Oh, my," exclaimed the woman, "he must be crushed."
I gotta stop eating left-over pizza before bedtime.
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The son got up to go to the bathroom.
While he was away, an extremely large woman came and sat in his seat.
The mother said, "Excuse me, but my son was sitting there."
"Oh, my," exclaimed the woman, "he must be crushed."
I gotta stop eating left-over pizza before bedtime.
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posted by The Sarcasticynic at 5/01/2007 06:24:00 AM
6 Comments:
Bwah!
that's great!
LOL -- and I thought I was bad for eating crushed cookies and cold bread before bed. At least your sandman's got a good sense of humor ;)
Princess B, well, as comic strip writer Kathy Guisewite once said, "Broken cookies have fewer calories." Thanks for the visit, and the same to Freddie and Lamar.
Ouch! I already had a stomach ache. Thanks a lot for making me laugh again.
"Oh, my," exclaimed the woman, "no wonder I suddenly feel constipated."
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