I'm a retard
Living in the South can be amusing sometimes, specially when trying to translate the southern dialect into "Nawthun" speak.
The other day I had a conversation with a gentleman I'd never met before. After talking for a while, I asked him what he does for a living. His answer kinda threw me.
"Ah'm retard."
I said, "Scuse me??"
Again he repeated, "Ah'm retard."
I asked for a little clarification.
He said, "Ah worked for the Post Office for 30 years, and Ah retard two years ago.'
So he retired.
God I love the South.
.
The other day I had a conversation with a gentleman I'd never met before. After talking for a while, I asked him what he does for a living. His answer kinda threw me.
"Ah'm retard."
I said, "Scuse me??"
Again he repeated, "Ah'm retard."
I asked for a little clarification.
He said, "Ah worked for the Post Office for 30 years, and Ah retard two years ago.'
So he retired.
God I love the South.
.
posted by The Sarcasticynic at 8/17/2008 06:37:00 AM
2 Comments:
I believe this was my first South-related English language joke :)
And as we know, for some folks, retard comes as part of the retired. But that's no laughing matter :-|
Can you believe the English fail to discern between northern and southern American accents? They think we all draaaaaal, y'all.
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