Saturday, December 02, 2006

fun with clichés

Q. What do the following have in common?

- "Hey, Tornado! Come here often?"

- "Hey, Hurricane! What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

- "Hey, Earthquake! Is that a collapsed bridge in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"


A. They're all "flirting with disaster."

8 Comments:

Blogger James Burnett said...

Ouch! OK, I'm gonna be perfectly honest: While my instinct is to yell "that was corny!" I laughed my ass off when I read it and have every intention of retelling it to my dad when I call him later this evening.

Good joke.

Sunday, December 03, 2006 4:14:00 PM  
Blogger The Sarcasticynic said...

Well, I'm here to serve!

Sunday, December 03, 2006 4:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Yasamins Cheesy said...

hahaha!! sorry. i found that hilarious. im cheesy like that.

ps read your rap at burnett's blog. that was outstanding! lol

Tuesday, December 05, 2006 12:27:00 PM  
Blogger The Sarcasticynic said...

Glad you enjoyed, "Cheesy!" Come back again.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006 3:59:00 PM  
Blogger lavender said...

Thanks for the visit & comment. Best wishes for the future!

Tuesday, December 12, 2006 7:38:00 AM  
Blogger James Burnett said...

Sarc, in case we don't cross paths in the message boxes before the turn of the year, have a good New Year. And I hope it starts off the way you want it to.

Friday, December 29, 2006 5:55:00 PM  
Blogger The Sarcasticynic said...

Thanks, James! And I wish the same for you and your family.

Saturday, December 30, 2006 6:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Jim said...

Oh, very nice! I love playing with words. Guess that's why I'm writer, eh?

Thursday, January 04, 2007 9:00:00 PM  

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