cell phones

Some of today's cell phones have cameras, (still and full motion,) video games, web access, text messaging, e-mail, address books, calculators, calendars, voice recorders, downloadable ringtones and screen savers, walkie-talkies, MP3 players, Global Positioning, and what have you.

Tomorrow's phones will start your car, record your daytime soaps, monitor your house, your baby, and your blood pressure, and cook your supper.

The other day, a friend said, "Call me!"

Now if I can only figure out how to make a call ...